The Kingdom of Womble 9916 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.65 billion Womble 9916ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 9916ian economy, worth 268 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 47,598 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,776 per year while the poor average 2,983, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9916's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 9916 is ranked 237,399^th in the world and 11,149^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.